Saturday, May 21, 2011

Since everybodys talking about the end of the world tomorrow and that rapture thingy


Let me see if this one will work.

AWFULLY BANGIN'

your eyes aren't singkit.

your face isn't that drop dead beautiful.

but you got me with those awesome looks

and that blue bonnet

your hair is like a rainbow

not colorful but it has a color:)

whatever it is that you do with it

you still look awful.

awfully hot.

your style isn't just ordinary

i like the way you wear those thingy.

the way you walk kills me

especially when you make me caught you look me in the eye.

you got me with those pumpkin thing

that made me look for you everyday

you made me smile when im hurting

you got me high even without a dutchie

you're not beautiful

you're not that sexy (prove me that you are :))

you're not singkit

you're not everything that ive wanted and waited

but you're bangin' hot and perfect for me.



This is an out of nowhere crap I made for someone I like. I really don't know anything about her because I'm too lazy to stalk and I'm too coward and scared shit to approach or I can't just even say HI every time I'm sober.

BUT in case you are Reza and the world didn't end yet, just ignore this because I'm scared chicken shit to tell this to you. :)

you're too gorgeous for me kasi eh

A Better Place



What would happen if no body is sick and everybody is healthy?

The doctors and the nurses will be useless forever. The hospitals will got lugi and soon close.

What would happen if no one dies and everybody is alive?

The embalmers and the suputurero will lost their jobs. Funeral parlors, memorial chapels and memorial parks will lost the business.

What would happen if everybody is happy and doesn't have any problems?

No one will get drunk, no one will commit suicide, no one will take drugs, no one will pray, no one will change.
Lugi negosyo ng mga bar, lugi ulit ang mga funeral parlor, lugi mga drug lord, pusher at runners mawawalan ng raket, wala nang mag-sisimba, wala nang kailangang magbago.

What would happen if there are no bad people or criminals at all?

Lower crime rate. mawawalan na ng trabaho ang mga pulis. wala nang kwenta ang mga kulungan. wala nang mangungumppisal, wala nang hihingi ng tawad.

What would happen if no one is stupid and everybody is an intelligent genius? What if everybody is educated?

Wala nang mag-aaral at di na kailangan mag-aral. bababa populasyon ng mga studyanteng nag-aaral hanggang sa wala nang mag-aaral, wala nang estudyante, wala nang teacher, wala ng school adminisrator, wala ng school crew o people, wala na ring school, malulugi na eh wala nang kailangan mag-aral.

What would happen if everybody is rich?

Everything could be bought

What would happen if no one or nobody is homeless?

Edi wala nang street children/people. wala nang nakatira sa langsangan, wala na ring magiging function ang mg anag-aahente ng real estate, condo, bahay, lupa, impyerno, im-im-impyerno.

What would happen if there is no traffic?

Edi wala nang MMDA, wala nang traffic enforcers! Wala nang mga silbi mga yan sa mundo.


What would happen if no body gets hungry?

Edi wala nang mamamalimos, wala nang magnanakaw, wala nang mandaraya, wala nang mamimili ng pagkain, wala nang mag ggrocery, mag susupermarket o mamamalengke. di na kelangan yan sa mundong walang nagugutom


What would happen if the world we are living in is this better and even better than that? ^

Friday, May 20, 2011

ever after


and after being angry and bitter about life and love.....

after learning raja yoga and good vibing....

after getting pale with some unexpected comments from those people you have wrote about.

after 2 years of shit writing.

i realized that:

1. Friday the 13th aren't that bad at all (as what everybody says) because its awesome!

2. Writing about someone or somebody is a really brave thing to do (especially if you were the best stranger that they'll ever think about)

3. In this kind of adjective, you really have to get used of getting pale because i've learned that people you'd write about would be and will be seeing this and soon discover this and just be careful with the use of words and some shit.

4. don't post how wasted you were last night or last friday with booze or drugs because

5. now i'm learning and realizing .is it because i'm 25?

6. if you're into someone, whether a public figure or not. attempt typing something you like about them...

7. i never thought that this kind of thing i'm doing could really be a helpful tool in conveying messages that you couldn't send to or say to that someone.

8. planning my goals in life is a good sign of maturing, including the way i should do this (aging is not a beautiful term) because

9. i can create my future in my own hands :D